"Doesn't It Annoy You When..."

..there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours
and the owner is nowhere to be found?

..you buy an answering machine so you won't miss
any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they
hear the machine answer?

..there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they
have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?

..you're reading a magazine and all those annoying
little subscription cards keep falling out?

..you tell someone that a door is locked and they try
to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them
and not you.

..someone says, "well, to make a long story short"
and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.

..a friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!"
and then tells you to try some.

..you have to inform five different sales people in the
same store that you're just looking around.

..you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom
doorknob to get out.

..a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other
than right after you put food in your mouth.

..your tire gauge lets out half the air in your tire when
all you want is a pressure reading.

..there's a dog in your neighborhood that barks at
EVERYTHING.

..the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight
you have has dead batteries.

..someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket
and writes a check or uses a credit card.

..the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets
on or off.

..you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but
the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you
lose everything.